
Going home.
Where the sun don’t shine.
Where the tube don’t work
But it’s not ‘mine! mine! mine!’
volume 15.

Going home.
Where the sun don’t shine.
Where the tube don’t work
But it’s not ‘mine! mine! mine!’
Seriously, this is one of the most hilarious and actually well edited ‘fake trailers’ I’ve ever seen! Watch it!

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.
Cow: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew ON MY FIST!

The warrior said nothing as his mouth was full. Then he swallowed, and then he spoke.
Panda: Enough talk. Let’s fight.

He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.
Croc: My eyes!
Cow: He’s too awesome!

Rabbit: And attractive.
Rabbit 2: How can we ever repay you?
Panda: There is no charge for awesomeness…or attractiveness.
Rabbit: *gasp*

It mattered not how many foes he faced they were no match for his bodacity. Never before had a panda been so feared… and loved.

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I would say that people who think comics are incredulously childish and for little boys (and girls) who like to wook at wittle pickchers! Awwww … are not seeing things in a different light… but in that vein, they probably have never picked up anything remotely intelligent other than Archie.
But in a world that is becoming increasingly graphic, comics can be an amazing, effective and even intelligent means of communicating. Obviously I think most people would have to agree, but thence comes the notion that really, only children need pictures to be communicated to.
But arguments aside, maybe for another day, there’s a graphic novel that you really must look up entitled ‘Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind’ which is just epic on so many levels (and no, it doesn’t have big planes that turn into giant robots).
You’ll probably recognize the style of drawing as that of Hayao Miyazaki, the little known creator of Princess Mononoke, Howl’s Moving Castle and Spirited Away. That aside, Nausicaa is an old project of Miyazaki that started in 1982 all the way to 1994.
The incredible thing about the Nausicaa story is the depth and development of the protagonist, Nausicaa herself. To summarise (if you can summarise 7 volumes of 8 chapters of graphic literature totalling 1,264 pages), the world has been infested with some sort of poison producing mass of forest and fungus which is inhabited with ginormous insects. Humans are fighting over the remaining inhabitable land. Nausicaa, a peace loving princess of a land known as the Valley of the Wind, gets involved in this war while in the meantime discovering the secret of the strange expanding forest/fungi anomaly. Along the way she inspires, leads, defends and naturally her loving nature spawns quite a following, and along the way discovers the true nature of the poisonous forest as well as its terrible origins.
Miyazaki’s common ecological themes are obvious throughout the novel, while addressing other political and social themes throughout. But what is most endearing is really Nausicaa herself. The use of a woman as the person you empathise with is so effective, considering that in a post-apocalyptic world one would most likely associate a leader with someone of strength and all that, but that is what creates the identity of Nausicaa and is quite common in Miyazaki’s work (think of Spirited Away and Howl’s Moving Castle). Nausicaa’s strength in her weakness and determination and refusal to compromise are the carrying features of the story, and the touching sacrifices that others make for her, because of those qualities, are moving to say the least.
On a graphical note , ironically something that you remember as an afterthought after reading this incredible epic graphic novel, the illustrations are incredible. The detail and effort put into each frame is a sight to be hold and anyone who has seen the detail in any of Miyazaki’s animated works will appreciate what level it is on.
The strange thing about Nausicaa is that despite its greatness, I suppose on the forefront it does not come across as a ‘popular’ manga probably due to the depth of plot, as well as its immediate put offs. I mean, seriously, even after reading what I have just written above, there are not many people who would find a manga that dwells on social and political issues through the means of portraying a world full of giant insects and poisonous forests and fungi particularly entrancing, unless you are some sort of ecological green horticulturist. This is evidenced by the fact that I can only find 4 out of the 7 volumes of Nausicaa on Amazon.com. So, I have no idea where you can buy or read Nausicaa, though I’d probably go with amazon or Ebay and hope the rest of the volumes are released at some point . I don’t think Borders stocks it anymore but I could be wrong.
For evidence in just how deep and how metaphorical the uses of Miyazaki’s novels are, there’s actually a lecture series here you can read about it from University of Texas.

sample of Nausicaa

When I was young, I watched a show called Robotech. It was about pilots on earth in the year 2010 who flew planes that could turn into robots. How. Awesome. Is. That?
The thing about Robotech was that it was actually an American ‘bastardisation’ of three Japanese cartoons series called ‘Macross’, ‘Southern Cross’ and ‘Mospeada’. Strangely, though, this combination of three totally different cartoons worked out amazing well, and I was hooked.
The series actually began in 1984 and since then there have spawned a variety of other shows such as Macross II: Do You Remember Love, Macross 7, Macross Plus and Macross Zero, all revolving around the theme of big ass robots, aliens, and music that can kick those horrible aliens’ butts. Yes, there’s always some kind of love triangle, some gung-ho pilot genius flyboy and one, most probably two, hot chicks and a good friend who dies somewhere along the way.
It sounds remarkably clichéd and to be honest, it is, but it’s those HOT PLANES THAT TURN INTO ROBOTS! Damn.
But honestly, I think as with most anime, it’s the storyline and plot that really just get you most of the time, and personally, the youthful involvement that I had back in the 90s with the Robotech series that has brought me to love the Macross enterprise so endearingly. Which brings me to their latest endeavour; Macross Frontier.
Macross Frontier, to me, had a really poor start. Mainly because it just seemed to take all its ideas from the original Macross series, i.e. schoolboy who accidentally jumps into an aeroplane kills an alien and rescues a girl. That’s literally the entire first episode of the first Macross episode, duplicated. And yet, the entire series takes off on its own path from there, which I was relieved by. Sure, the whole series was meant to commemorate the 25th anniversary of Macross so in a way it paid tribute to its predecessors, but following such an unoriginal tangent wore a bit thin. But as I write this, episode 16 has just been released and seriously, I’m hooked on a plot that just forces you to ask for more.
The problem with modern day anime are the rather subversive sexual tones you find in them and unfortunately Macross Frontier is no different. There are some very weird jokes in them which make you wonder why you’re watching it, but generally speaking the jokes tone down and the usual serious global (universal) crisis plot takes over. To summarise without giving too much away, Macross Frontier is actually the name of a large colonized fleet; basically think of a dozen or so huge ass fish bowls complete with bridges, beaches, skyscrapers, sea, carrying humans through space. Naturally, there is an enemy in the darkness known as the Vajra who attack and only the best of the best can defeat them. Enter our protagonist, a pretty (seriously) boy who wants to fly and kill some aliens and along the way meets the most famous woman in the universe and also the adopted sister of his commanding officer. Throw in a couple of schoolmates who just happen to be gifted pilots (one is a sniper…coolness. Have you ever seen huge robots sniping with a huge ass sniper rifle??) and some pretty good songs (by Yoko Kanno, no less – from Cowboy Bebop and Vision of Escaflowne), and you have Macross Frontier!
You can figure out the rest. You can watch it at veoh.com or crunchyroll.com (for purely sampling purposes, you should buy it) and I highly recommend it.
Please note that even though I do like robots, I like the plot too, and it is good. I promise.
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