Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.
Cow: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew ON MY FIST!
The warrior said nothing as his mouth was full. Then he swallowed, and then he spoke.
Panda: Enough talk. Let’s fight.
He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.
Croc: My eyes!
Cow: He’s too awesome!
Rabbit: And attractive.
Rabbit 2: How can we ever repay you?
Panda: There is no charge for awesomeness…or attractiveness.
Rabbit: *gasp*
It mattered not how many foes he faced they were no match for his bodacity. Never before had a panda been so feared… and loved.
Sheer Brilliance
i agree!